“I am going to watch The McGladrey Classic golf tournament 2010 live online by logging on to WatchGolfOnline.net.”
“That statement astounds me. My gast is totally flabbered.”
“And why should that be? All I said as that I am going to watch The McGladrey Classic golf tournament 2010 live online. Why is that, astounding?”
“Well, for one thing, it actually makes grammatical sense. Subject, object, verb, article, all in order. This is not something that is usual with you and your pronouncements. Usually, what I get from you is a garbled goulash of identifiers that have to be deciphered in context. This time you said that you will watch The McGladrey Classic golf tournament 2010 live online and wonder of wonders, I know what you mean.”
“This will not do. I cannot work with this.”
“What do you mean?”
“How am I supposed to come up with 500 words worth of explanation if you just go ahead and understand what I mean? Where is my opening to explain the USP of this particular event?”
“I don’t get you.”
“There that’s better. If you had just said that when I told you that I was going to watch The McGladrey Classic golf tournament 2010 live online at WatchGolfOnline.net we wouldn’t have had to have this side trip.”
“Side trip? What side trip? What are you talking about?”
“I’m talking about the side trip forced on me by your blatant and thoroughly thoughtless comprehension of my averment that I intend to watch The McGladrey Classic golf tournament 2010 live online. A thoughtlessness that deprives me of the opportunity to tell you that this tournament is part of the PGA Fall Tour. Or the fact that there is a $4 Million purse. Or that the tournament is being played on the Seaside Course of the Sea Island Golf Club grounds. Or even that Sea Island is of the coast of, and part of, the state of Georgia, the Peach State.”
“Oh my goodness.”
“Indeed. By wantonly understanding me when I say that I will watch The McGladrey Classic golf tournament 2010 live online you even deprive me of the modest attempt at showing off by telling you that no less than 9 previous winners of the Master’s Tour have signed onto play.”
“Uh, ‘modest attempt at showing off’? Are you sure about that phrasing?”
“Don’t try to change the subject. If you persist in this business of understanding what I say, when I say it, we shall soon run out of things for me to say. This is serious business. I am contractually bound to a certain course of conversation and I think it is most cruel of you to deprive me of that opportunity to fulfill my obligations. Especially since I have come to depend on your inability to decipher search engine speak.”
“Okay. All right. Let me fix that. What in Gaia’s Confused Countenance does it mean that you are going to watch The McGladrey Classic golf tournament 2010 live online by logging on to WatchGolfOnline.net?”
“It means that I will have the opportunity to register with the site and get access to watch upcoming Golf Tournaments Online.”
“Oh.”
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